A Man marries typical good-looking woman
and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when i want , if I want and at what time i want and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home dinner.
"I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when i want with my old buddies and don't want you giving me a hard time about it.
those are my rules! Any comments?"
His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me.
Just understand that there will be se-x here at seven o'clock every night whethere you're here or not.
2007-06-18 14:38:29 · 13 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. i really did laugh out loud after i read that. now my brother is lookin at me like im crazy bcuz im laughing at da computer.
2007-06-18 14:42:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-06-18 21:45:23 · answer #2 · answered by kel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 21:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke, i really laughed, Do u have any others like it?
2007-06-18 21:52:09 · answer #4 · answered by Backstreet Boys Fanatic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny, its probably better out loud though but good one I laughed
2007-06-18 21:54:52 · answer #5 · answered by drummerboy12492 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funnyyyy
2007-06-18 22:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get off of yahoo answers
2007-06-18 23:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by Dave T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i wouldn't want that wife
2007-06-18 21:49:59 · answer #8 · answered by im juss curious... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2007-06-18 21:44:33 · answer #9 · answered by pattycakes8808 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA That's funny :)
2007-06-18 21:53:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋