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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.



‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”



I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.



“And what do you deduce from that?”



Watson ponders for a minute.



“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.



“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”



Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

2007-06-18 14:33:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

funny joke
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2007-06-18 14:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Heh! At first I thought that it was terrible and pointless then the last line made it. Haha good joke!!

2007-06-18 14:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by puke_greenkitttyy23 2 · 0 0

:D I love that joke. I sent it to my friend who is a big fan of Sherlock Holmes, and she loved it too.

2007-06-18 14:36:30 · answer #3 · answered by That Anna Girl 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-06-18 14:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Yeah that was a very good joke!! Very Good!!!!

2007-06-18 14:40:59 · answer #5 · answered by krfritts2004 3 · 0 0

didn't expect the ending

2007-06-18 14:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by Tman 4 · 0 0

yes it is

2007-06-18 14:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by Conan 3 · 0 0

omg that joke is great. lol

2007-06-18 14:43:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes i loved it!

2007-06-18 15:03:37 · answer #9 · answered by luckiestgirlintheworld3 2 · 0 0

funny, enjoyed it.

2007-06-18 14:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by brainiak 2 · 0 0

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