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The Pope, a schoolboy and an unnamed American President are in a plane. Suddenly the pilot suffers a heart attack and the craft takes a nosedive. As the engines sputter, the three passengers try to stay calm.
'Well,' says the Pope, 'we have established that none of us can land this baby, so we're going to have to jump for it.'
'But there are only two parachutes,' says the boy, pointing to a pile of bundles by the exit.
Without hesitating, the American President rushes over to them, takes one and shouts: 'I am the President of the United States of America. I am the world's most powerful leader. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of my country. I have a responsibility to my people not to die.'
With that, he leaps out of the plane.
Now the Pope turns calmly to the schoolboy and says: 'I am already old. I have already lived my life as a good person and a priest. There is a place for me in heaven. I insist you take the last parachute.'
'No need,' says the boy, 'America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag...'

2007-06-18 14:22:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-06-18 14:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Oh really very good, thank you that was worth a star. I like the way you don't mention President B**h, very clever. Keep them coming.

2007-06-18 14:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by Jim 5 · 0 0

thats worth a star anytime

2007-06-18 14:27:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL Star Time

2007-06-18 14:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ye that funny - expected it to be dirty too, what that say about me?

2007-06-19 10:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 0 0

lol star 4 you!

2007-06-18 14:29:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Very good!

2007-06-18 14:26:22 · answer #7 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 1 0

☺

2007-06-18 21:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cool

2007-06-18 21:51:52 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

different characters
old joke
still good
=]

2007-06-18 14:40:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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