One day, in the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean, two prawns called Justin and Christian are discussing the pressures of being a preyed upon prawn.
"I hate being a prawn," says Justin. "I wish I were a shark."
Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears. "Your wish is granted," he says.
Instantly, Justin becomes a shark. Horrified, Christian swims away, afraid his former friend might eat him. As time passes, Christian continues to avoid Justin, leaving the shrimp-turned-maneater lonely and frustrated. So when he bumps into the cod again, he begs the mysterious fish to change him back. Lo and behold, Justin is turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, he swims back to the reef to seek out Christian.
As he approaches, he shouts out: "It's me, Justin, your old friend. I've changed… I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian."
2007-06-18 14:06:22 · 18 answers · asked by lisa o 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha thats great av a star
2007-06-18 14:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful!
2007-06-18 21:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really good!
To the people that don't get it, try reading the last phrase out loud. ;)
The comment above was really funny as well.
2007-06-18 21:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Mummy ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before. But it's still just as funny. Maybe that's why I gave it a STAR!!!!
2007-06-19 07:04:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 21:24:59 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm ashamed to say that I laughed at that. Just for the halibut. Thanks for sharing the joke and not being shelfish. I think I'll give you a star-fish. Now clam up!
2007-06-18 21:14:55 · answer #6 · answered by Commander 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That one has me floundering, but is this really the plaice for such a joke?
2007-06-19 02:54:50 · answer #7 · answered by trasosmontes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
for the people that don't "get it"
I've found god I'm a born again, christian
2007-06-19 10:05:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was brilliant 10/10
lol
2007-06-19 02:37:01 · answer #9 · answered by simms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny. But wot was the porpoise of it.
2007-06-19 03:21:34 · answer #10 · answered by raybbies 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋