There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands but one boy, Johnny. He has decided to be different.
Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"
Johnny says, "I am a Kerry fan."
The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan. The boy says, " Well, my mum's a Kerry fan, and my dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!"
The teacher is irritated by this, so she says, "What if your mum was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."
2007-06-18 14:04:43 · 18 answers · asked by lisa o 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am not a bush fan but i am from Massachusetts and thank God Kerry didn't win he would have fucked up this country just like he has in Massachusetts
2007-06-18 14:09:05 · answer #1 · answered by bosox_craig 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny for President!
2007-06-18 21:08:55 · answer #2 · answered by Shaggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, but Kerry sucks too.
2007-06-18 21:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by sakotgrimes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-06-18 21:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by moonshine6669 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one better with the bengals being kerry and the steelers being bush.
go bengals! kerry, not so much.
2007-06-18 21:08:13 · answer #5 · answered by 35 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha not bad 8/10
2007-06-18 21:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow...and im a clinton fan...(as if)
- The only president ever impeached on grounds of personal malfeasance
- Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates*
- Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
- Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
- Most number of witnesses to die suddenly
- First president sued for sexual harassment.
- First president accused of rape.
- First first lady to come under criminal investigation
- Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case
- First president to establish a legal defense fund.
- First president to be held in contempt of court
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad
- First president disbarred from the US Supreme Court and a state court
that must make me an irresponsible voter...the difference is were talking about REALITY here not a story.
2007-06-18 21:08:15 · answer #7 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nice - it's the truth.
2007-06-18 21:12:38 · answer #8 · answered by plasmajosh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This keeps getting better. lol
2007-06-19 03:54:47 · answer #9 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-06-18 21:07:41 · answer #10 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋