A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just reently been circ*mcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He did and returned to the class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his pen*s hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mum," she screamed.
"I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.
2007-06-18 13:55:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny.
2007-06-19 05:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww But Funny
2007-06-18 21:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boy! makes me a proud parent LMIAOSFHISMS
2007-06-19 05:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a golden oldie
its star time
2007-06-18 21:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop dick-looking the poor kid!
2007-06-18 21:50:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-06-18 21:00:54 · answer #6 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY! A big star for you!
2007-06-18 20:57:46 · answer #7 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-06-19 04:54:32 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww..haha fidgey that is very naughty
2007-06-18 23:05:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was gunna aSK HOW YOU KNEW BUT GOOD JOKE
2007-06-18 21:00:58 · answer #10 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋