As a devout Catholic, Maria doesn’t use condoms with her husband. So over the years, they have had 17 children. After the husband died, Maria remarried and had another 22 kids with her second husband before he too dies. Eventually, Maria’s time also came.
At her wake, the priest looked tenderly at Maria lying in her coffin. Then, he looked up into the heavens and said, "At last... they are finally together."
A man standing next to the priest looked confused and asked, "Father, what do you mean? Do you mean Maria and her first husband? Or her second husband?"
Says the priest: "I mean her legs!"
2007-06-18 13:48:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For a person who said I shouldn't have written "Adult Joke", because of young kids on Yahoo!Answers, I was only warning them that is is an joke for adults only. If they want to click on it, that is their problem not mine.
Thank you!!
2007-06-18 14:04:30 · update #1
That's cold, man! I love it. lol
2007-06-18 13:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by curious1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol that is so funny 9/10
Imagine the grocery bills with that many kids.
2007-06-18 20:52:15 · answer #2 · answered by I hate Hillary Clinton 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 22:24:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaa
sssssoooooo freackin wrong
here's a star
2007-06-18 20:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by babydoll 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Groaner...LOL.
2007-06-18 20:51:31 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was funny! lol
2007-06-18 20:51:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2007-06-18 20:51:15 · answer #7 · answered by singlefmmom213 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol--wtf do you find these things?
2007-06-20 09:09:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
oldie but goodie.
2007-06-18 20:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by Bill Melater 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!! it was funny!! lol
2007-06-19 09:51:49 · answer #10 · answered by justforfriends 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋