When Nasa first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, scientists spent a decade and 12 billion dollars to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.
2007-06-18 13:03:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
voted the best joke in canada
2007-06-18 13:04:48 · update #1
http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0200wales/page.cfm?objectid=12250627&method=full&siteid=50082
2007-06-18 13:12:35 · update #2
dats ****..... its not reli a joke!
2007-06-18 13:06:07 · answer #1 · answered by irishchick! 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHA nice heres one for you we got told the other day - A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
2016-04-01 04:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Yes, I'm from Canada!
2007-06-18 13:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by W♥ Knit Twit ♥P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and when the russians ran out of lead
the americans laughed at them
2007-06-18 17:08:51 · answer #4 · answered by Dave T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um. Alrighty then?
Sorry man, it wasn't that funny at all. And yes I do get it. But keep trying though!
2007-06-18 13:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by Mila 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10.
2007-06-18 13:06:59 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
oh that is soooooooooo funney my stomach hearts from laughing hahaha here is a well earned star
2007-06-18 13:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by dancer4life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that was funny but not worth a star ,because i think you had ulterior motives but be funny anyway
2007-06-18 13:11:29 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is freaking funny. Lol good one.
2007-06-18 13:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by sweetxoblivion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isnt that from the movie man of the year with robin williams?
2007-06-18 13:26:42 · answer #10 · answered by walrusparty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Prob true...
2007-06-18 13:11:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋