How does a blonde spell farm?
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2007-06-18 12:46:15 · 8 answers · asked by W♥ Knit Twit ♥P 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
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A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches a 'blonde lady' driver.
"Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"?
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."
2007-06-18 12:52:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 12:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it was really funny but Cheryl S's were hilarious
2007-06-18 13:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by Lane_Lane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheryl you should but the first joke on your on page
hahaha good one
2007-06-18 16:59:09 · answer #4 · answered by Dave T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't rely get it
2007-06-18 12:59:17 · answer #5 · answered by GUNTZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL
2007-06-18 12:51:56 · answer #6 · answered by pur4 HeARt3d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahha :)
2007-06-18 13:15:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so...what?
2007-06-18 13:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋