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This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"


The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight...."

2007-06-18 12:40:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

voted the best joke in australia

2007-06-18 12:41:20 · update #1

16 answers

Ahahahahahahahahahah LOL

2007-06-18 12:55:02 · answer #1 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 8 0

Thats pretty funny! To get the joke... you have to get it the first time or you wont think it is as funny! I didnt LOVE it but It was a pretty funny joke

2007-06-18 12:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by baby 4 · 0 0

Very old joke,
sorry
I give it a 2

2007-06-18 12:47:10 · answer #3 · answered by Wize Guy 4 · 0 0

That was about a 6 on the old laugh-o-meter.

2007-06-18 13:00:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not really .. i found this funnier >

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/06/09/njoke09.xml

one of my favourite jokes is..

today a midget claivoient escaped jail today.....
they are looking for a small medium at large =)

but this is easily my fav sketch, very clever with words

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cPyVZsfOzs

2007-06-18 12:47:38 · answer #5 · answered by junglejungle 7 · 0 0

wow. thats the funniest joke in australia? they should hear some of the bad ones in the US. they are better than this one! lol

2007-06-18 12:45:59 · answer #6 · answered by sugar 1 · 0 0

Wow, the aussies are easily satisfied, lol

2007-06-18 12:44:15 · answer #7 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 1 0

on a scale of 1-10.... i give it a 6

2007-06-18 12:43:09 · answer #8 · answered by surrealbutnice 3 · 0 0

I obviously dont have an Australian sense of humour!

2007-06-18 12:43:39 · answer #9 · answered by Em x 6 · 0 0

indeed i do
^ wow that sounds pretty dorky

2007-06-18 12:49:15 · answer #10 · answered by funki15munki 2 · 0 0

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