1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
2007-06-18 12:39:32 · 14 answers · asked by rene t 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Add your own reasons!! Can you come up with any more?
2007-06-18 12:44:20 · update #1
He was McSupremy!
2007-06-18 12:42:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
existence is crammed with selections. God gave you selections to make when you consider which you asked for them. your previous previous previous large large large gramma eve ate fruit in a backyard. whether you think of so or no longer, you may've executed an identical component. so might I. we are human, no longer God. and during your ?s and solutions i will see the blunders youve made already, God is able to forgive 10 commandments sure. devil is an evil guy, he did to them what he's doing to you. yet your blinded out of your wrongs and few rites becuz he refuses to enable be on the sturdy component.... hes continually been ceremony there. and the e book is definitely all we mandatory to be certain that. end of tale. with the aid of how, earlier you decide on it, have you ever purple it? God would not want PHD. he's all understanding you should relatively think of your ?s by : )
2016-12-13 06:46:43 · answer #2 · answered by kreitman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has sent us many prophets and many of them had holy books !
He created the world and us ! and every thing is under his control !
He teaches all of us !
He is confident and he is always sure about what he says !
He teach us himself and prophets help us to understand him faster and worship him more and better!
Most of his students failed because they didn't accept him and didn't want to worship !
His office hours are hold on ,always and near us !
I think you worship your thinking about God not God himself who created the world to lead us !
Your thinking never will save you from God's scourge!
2007-06-26 03:53:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
17.he hung out with his friends too much
18.he never stayed in one place
19.men beat him up and killed him because their women were always following him
2007-06-26 09:25:04 · answer #4 · answered by samurai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cannot make fun of Ur creator
2007-06-24 23:26:09 · answer #5 · answered by Ismat Razvi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is medicine for the mind body & soul..
2007-06-18 12:43:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How come christianity is the only religion people ever bash????
2007-06-25 05:42:13 · answer #7 · answered by Tea Crazed Person. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make fun with your own god.
2007-06-24 16:10:40 · answer #8 · answered by Heafy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he made the platapus
2007-06-26 10:48:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol!
2007-06-18 12:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋