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Would he drive a car? What kind? Be imaginative.

2007-06-18 12:32:57 · 20 answers · asked by Sweetgal 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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A Christ-ler

2007-06-18 12:38:53 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 5 0

I would expect nothing less than a Humvee. Maybe an Abrams tank. According to the crackpots in America, jesus loves war and wasting oil. And he's super pro-America. I imagine he'd be wearing an American Flag bandanna and drinking a Bud as he swerved down the road towards Armageddon.

And that's why I'm moving to Europe.

2007-06-18 19:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 1 1

he'd drive a 1977 ford pinto station wagon with the fake wood paneling half peeled off and a bald tire on the front driver's side....he would have bumper stickers that read: Praise me! I"m my own pilot! Know Me, Know Peace, No me, No problem! I'm here for ya baby!

2007-06-18 19:43:52 · answer #3 · answered by pissdownsatansback 4 · 1 0

a 1989 Chrystler New Yorker, Maroon. The ultimate in comfort and style. Such an awesome car.

2007-06-18 19:35:23 · answer #4 · answered by lupinesidhe 7 · 2 1

A Batmobile.

2007-06-18 19:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 2 0

Yes, he will drive the popemobile, but get arrested for not having a driver's licence.

2007-06-18 19:38:18 · answer #6 · answered by Tsumego 5 · 1 0

He would have a really cool bike, with a bell and streamers on the handle bars!

2007-06-18 19:51:05 · answer #7 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 1 0

No, I think he would take public transportation. Because it would be more economical, better for environment, but mostly so he could witness to/reach more people.

2007-06-18 19:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by TJ 4 · 2 0

He would have a hover craft of some James Bond type of $hit

2007-06-18 19:35:55 · answer #9 · answered by Alien God 3 · 1 1

He would eliminate vehicles. We would be given the gift to walk on water and then ascend.

2007-06-18 19:41:52 · answer #10 · answered by amberwolf_for_art 3 · 1 0

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