This joke wont make you laugh out loud.
An elderly couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and they decided to go to the small town where they first met. Inside the cafe they used to frequent, the man said to the woman, "Remember the field where we first made love? I propped you up against the fence."
She nodded her head yes. "Why don't we go there and do it again for old times sake?" Giggling she agreed.
The couple hadn't noticed, but a police officer was in the next booth and heard the conversation. He thought he'd better follow them and make sure no one disturbed them. The couple got to the field, took off their clothes and the man placed the woman against the fence. From the bushes the policeman watched as they gyrated all over the fence. He watched as they did things he never even thought of doing. After five minutes they stopped, fell to the ground and slowly got up and dressed themselves.
2007-06-18 11:56:59 · 15 answers · asked by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As they approached the bushes the policeman stepped out and said, "I just followed you to make sure no one bothered you. That was the most wonderful love making I've ever seen. You must have been a wild couple when you were young."
"Not really," replied the old man. "When we were young that fence wasn't electric."
2007-06-18 11:57:14 · update #1
Sexy Grandma please dont say tht, I wana play at Anfield for Liverpool FC
2007-06-18 12:05:44 · update #2
Oh man thats funny...star for you. :]
2007-06-18 12:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 12:12:40 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did laugh out loud
2007-06-18 12:02:09 · answer #3 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that punch line was a shocker, lol
2007-06-18 12:22:46 · answer #4 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tour avtar shows you to be soccer crazy, but you took it up to joke about old people as your vocation, as you are scared to work so much to play soccer.
Soon, you will further degrade to be a criminal.
2007-06-18 12:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by sexy grandmother 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
That sure is funny. but it must of hurt.
2007-06-18 12:31:26 · answer #6 · answered by LiL TrIsTeSa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-18 12:00:30 · answer #7 · answered by alina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha awesome!!! deserve more than 1 star!
2007-06-18 12:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by enchantress 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't worry, granma is not anymore to show her stupid answer.
i loved your joke
2007-06-18 12:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by Desyeni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like soccer too
2007-06-18 11:59:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋