Have you ever been asked a dumb question in person?

Question

I recently changed favorite softdrinks from pepsi to diet pepsi and all of a sudden everyone I meet keeps asking if Im sick and what happend and do you like the flavor and whats wrong over and over again what to do I just like it and theres not a lot of sugar in it and I can drink more of it what do you think

Answer 1

You've hit two resonant nerves with me. The first is a direct answer to your question. YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! There once was a person in my life that ONLY had the ability to ask dumb questions. Fortunately, that person is no longer in my life. "Nuff said.

Next - cola vs diet cola. I was born and raised in a region that was overwhelmingly hot during the summer. Diet colas hadn't been invented at this time. When you were just sweltering, you could go into a soda fountain (they no longer exist), drop a nickel (yes, that is what it cost) on the counter, and ask for a cola. What a sensation! The carbonation just stuck in your throat for a moment, and then the feeling of cold and the taste of the cola flooded over you. RELIEF!

Nowadays, cola (be it Coke or Pepsi) lacks carbonation. It's FLAT. It also has a heavy syrupy taste. The only colas that taste like the soda fountain colas I grew up with are today's diet colas. I know how you feel and why you drink them. See if you can come up with a clever response to the people who play God and try to tell you what you can and can't drink. I just use something like G*T*H.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Tons of them. One that sticks out in my mind is in 7th grade this girl asking me "Is your friend engaged?" because she was wearing a ring.
I should have said "Yeah, she's getting married and baby number 2 is on the way!" We were 13 years old for pete's sake.

Answer 4

Oh yes, I think we all get asked really dumb questions. My favourite is: "Can I borrow your bathroom"? My reply was "Do you think you can carry it"? As for those who ask you why you have switched to diet pepsi, just smile knowlingly and wink, but don't say anything. That will drive them crazy.

Answer 5

i have had so many people ask me dumb questions. people often come to me in class and say "hey, can i borrow a piece of paper?" i usually say no, because i dont want it back, lol! they can keep it!

i agree with what someone else said, i love it when people can see what i am doing, but they ask anyway...."what are you doing?'' it cracks me up.

the dumbest thing that was also sad was the following conversation:

boy: my grandpa died on saturday.
girl: *gasp!* is he okay?

its sad, but still the dumbest thing ever!

i went from drinking regular coke to drinking diet coke instead because now, diet tastes better to me. it is also better, but yeah.........

Answer 6

I hate it when I say something under my breath about someone and they plainly heard me and still say, "Huh?" And when I say nothing, they repeat the thing they supposedly did not hear me say!!! What is up with that??

Answer 7

Pour your drink into a glass.

Answer 8

Yes
OK
and What?
Is this one?
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Answer 9

Plenty of times, but my favorite one is, "So ... watcha doin'?" ... and they can plainly see what I'm doing. Duh! Just be observant! LOL!

Answer 10

What?