A man gets a job at the zoo......?

Question

The zookeeper says look, the Gorillas escaped and theres a coachload of kids coming to see it. You'll have to dress up in a Gorilla suit and try and fool them. Whatever you do don't talk. The kids arrive and everthings going well. The guy is swinging on the gorillas swing and all the kids shout higher, higher, higher. He swings as high as he can and all of a sudden the rope snaps. He goes flying over the fence and lands in the next cage which houses a very big lion. The guy screams and shouts HELP! HELP!. The lion comes pounding over and says in his ear 'shut the fu.k up, you'll get us both the sack'.

Answer 1

Hahahha Brill!

Answer 2

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Answer 3

hahaha! Not only did the Gorilla escaped, even the lions did too!
Or what is the zookeeper up to!
:)

Answer 4

Very funny, here is a star for the good laugh.

Answer 5

I would say the zoo has a MAJOR problem!!

Very cute!!

Thanks for the laugh!!!

Answer 6

Aaah, the old ones are the best... they've stood the test of time.

;o]

Answer 7

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 8

Oldie but good.

Answer 9

cute

Answer 10

lmfao! nice joke