2007-06-18 11:48:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no it means that God is trying to strike you down. yes, you.
2007-06-18 11:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by Bouken SocratiCat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
When my children were little I would tell them that the lightening was God lighting it up so that He could see where to water, then the rain was Him watering the trees and plants, and finally the thunder was the angels clapping because God did such a marvelous job watering everything.
So, it could be from the big bowling alley in the sky...or just the angels clapping. :)
Thanks for the smile today and may the Son shine on you.
2007-06-18 18:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by Belize Missionary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We dispensed with Thor the thunder God once we knew how thunder worked.
2007-06-18 18:54:14 · answer #3 · answered by huffyb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah! Of course!! When I was little I used to be afraid of thunder and my dad told me at dinner one night that the thunder was "God clapping" because I was eating my broccoli!!!
2007-06-18 18:53:18 · answer #4 · answered by Lauren. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Lightening is what happens when Rosie rubs her thighs together.
2007-06-18 18:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yup...and when the sun shines during a rainstorm, the devil's beating his wife.
2007-06-18 18:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by stronzo5785 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No No No
God is moving furniture!
2007-06-18 18:52:58 · answer #7 · answered by Cyndi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It means that Thor is throwing lightning bolts. Why can't God be as cool as Thor?
2007-06-18 18:51:20 · answer #8 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, it means that God is hungry. lol
2007-06-18 18:54:13 · answer #9 · answered by cclleeoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. God is talking.
2007-06-18 18:51:01 · answer #10 · answered by That one 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋