After years of studying the Bible I have found answers to all my questions except this one. Did Noahs ark have

Question

a gay pride bumper sticker on it? You know, the rainbow.

Answer 1

Well it had a gay pride in it:
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Answer 2

you found answers to everything? How about these?

"Why did God not like Cain's vegetable sacrifice but loved Abel's cooked meat?"

"Who was Cain afraid would kill him when God put him out of the Garden for killing Abel? There were mom, dad, bro and himself on the whole planet at the time."

"Why would God stop the whole earth for a day so Israelites could finish a genocide against the enemy?" I mean, I can see stopping it so there is more time to hug, or feed the hungry, or plant the crops, but more time to kill? Dumb story.

"How come the horses in the Exodus die twice in the Ten Plagues and still survive for Pharoah to mount a final attack against the Israelites, and then die again."

"Why, no matter what, is it always the human's fault and God never gets any blame for not making good on his promises?"

"Why does the Apostle Paul, who writes most of the New Testament, NEVER quote Jesus, tell a story of his life or death, discuss a miracle or teaching?"

"Why does neither Mark nor John know anything about Jesus birth, while Matthew and Luke do but tell contradictory stories?"

"Why does Paul only say Jesus was born of a woman like everyone else?"

"Did Paul ever spend five minutes with the real human Jesus?"

"Isn't it strange the man who writes most of the New Testament and tells us all how to live, think and believe about Jesus, never met him, while the Twelve who did, vanish into thin air and write nothing/"

"How come Jesus never wrote anything himself while alive, but then writes perfect Greek after he is dead in the form of the Book of Revelation?"

"If Herod killed all the little children under two to get at Jesus, who escaped, can we not say the little children had to die for Jesus before he died for them?"

"How come Herod couldn't follow the Star of Bethlehem himself to find Jesus, but sent others to report back when they found him?"

"How could Mary leave town after being warned of Herod's intentions and never tell the women in the town, their kids were about to be butchered?"

"Do you think Mary thought, 'I know something you don't know,' as she left town?"

"How could Jesus family flee to Egypt sometime during the first two years in one story but go home to Narareth quietly after 40 days in the other?"

"How come in Mark 3 Mary and his brothers came to get Jesus and take him home because they thought he was "mad" which I assume means insane. Did Mary forget who he was and how he got here?"

Answer 3

There is no hope for some people. I think it is safe to assume you have never laid eyes on a Bible of any kind, let alone study it, or you would never ask questions like this.

Answer 4

No. But one bumper sticker said, " I don't brake for non-believers."

Answer 5

It was painted as one big rainbow to show God's love for all those people he was drowning.

Answer 6

Sure did, and a big banner down the stern that said "THE BOOGIE BOAT"!

Answer 7

if a man had a wife and three kids, was called holy by God, and abhorred sin, was he gay? answer that question...

Answer 8

It's really sad when blasphemy becomes commonplace in a society...

Answer 9

Nope, God is against homosexuality.

Obviously you haven't studied the bible enough.

Answer 10

Front and back.