Two, short Bernard Manning jokes?

Question

Two gay cowboys, one says " Yup" ? The other says " yep " !
Two Paddys at the bus stop, bus comes along and Mick says " this is a one man bus", so Pat says " well, you get this one & I'll get the next one " !
RIP Bernard.

Answer 1

Brilliant comedian...it's a shame some of the people here are so thick.

1) One queer cowboy said..'you up?' (my backside) and the other said 'yes'.
2) Pat thought a one man bus could only carry one man...

Give me strength!!!

One of his rare non-rude, non-sexist or non-racist jokes :-

A man runs down a street and shouts to a passing policeman.."There's a lion just escaped from the zoo!!!"
The policeman asked.."Which way did he go?"
The man replied.."You don't think I'm chasing him do you??"

RIP Bernard Manning.

Answer 2

I met Bernard Manning many years ago when both he and i were appearing on the same bill at the Garrick Club in Leigh, Lancashire. He was only a small man but very fat and he had a bodyguard to protect him from all the people he insulted. I told him some jokes he hadn't heard and he bought me a pint and a whisky. Sadly when he went on he offended to many people and got sacked.

As you say 'Rest in Peace Bernard.'

Answer 3

Whether you liked him or not he stuck by his guns, yes to some his humour was offensive, but like the late Les Dawson a kinder man you could not have met, that includes Billy Pierce, many years ago.

Answer 4

A sad loss to comedy.

Answer 5

Ha Ha! Funny!

Answer 6

oh i think i just heard a cricket

Answer 7

i dont get it
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Answer 8

i don't get it either...