2007-06-18 10:15:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey i see i am me is a **** and i see how you live up to your name too
2007-06-18 10:19:58 · update #1
your full of crap?
2007-06-18 10:17:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
More a rhyme than a joke, but I like it!
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
2007-06-18 10:20:57 · answer #2 · answered by . . 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay, so this guy's dog dies. So he goes to the church's minister and says "I would like to have my dog buried in the church", but the young minister said "I don't know if we do that here, I'll have to get the priest". So the irish priest comes out and says, "Sorry but, we don't do that here lad, but you should bury your dog at the pet cemetary". So he goes to the cemetary and comes back and says,"I would like a funeral for my dog". Then the priest says,"lad, you didn't tell me dog was catholic!"=D
2007-06-18 10:18:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three pieces of string decide to go for a drink. When they get to the bar, they decide to sit outside, so the first piece of string goes inside to get some drinks, but comes out empty handed.
"The bartender says they don't serve pieces of string in there.", he says.
The second piece of string decided to try, so he went in wearing a pair of sunglasses, but also returned empty handed.
Then, the third piece of string had an idea. He tied a knot in his head, ruffled up his hair, and went inside.
The bartender asks him "Excuse me, mate, but are you a piece of string aswell?"
And he says "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
2007-06-18 10:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by phill-e-pips 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Little Johnny, aged six, comes home from school.
"Hi Johnny." Says Mom, "How was your day?"
"Great Mom." Replies Johnny, "And do you know what? I found out that the boy who sits next to me has a penis like a peanut!"
"What?" Says Mom, shocked, " What do you mean, is it small?"
"No." Says Johnny smiling, "It's salty!"
2007-06-18 10:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
like a joke, but im rubbish at them.
2007-06-18 10:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, only corny ones.
2007-06-18 10:18:50 · answer #7 · answered by barnowl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mr and mrs blobby are in bed and mrs blobby goes
"blubablablooobobobobobobobobobo"
Mr blobby turns to mrs blobby
and says "shut up and swallow b-tch"
2007-06-18 10:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋