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Hay.
What does a gay horse eat?
HEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!

2007-06-18 10:12:57 · 9 answers · asked by Li'l Devil 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Sorry once again no disrespect meant. Its just a joke.

2007-06-18 10:13:25 · update #1

9 answers

best joke today

2007-06-18 10:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by gopher 2 · 0 0

My horse has 3 major monsters that bug him: The first horse eating monster that my horse is afraid of is a big blue hose. It is sealed off by clips onto the side of the wall to supply water to the horses stalls, and whenever I bring him in from the paddock, he always eyes it and sometimes sidesteps away from it. He doesn't seem to understand that the hose is attached to the wall... Another thing my horse thinks will eat him are baseball caps. If someone so much as goes into the barn with a baseball cap, he goes ballistic and tries to kick down the door of the stall. When a visitor came to the barn with a baseball cap on, he was deathly afraid and cowered in the back of the paddock and didn't move for half an hour. (This has also prompted a huge sign on the door of the barn that says NO BASEBALL CAPS AROUND HORSES. Visitors think it's quite funny.) The last monster that my horse is haunted by is camera flashes. This makes it nearly impossible to get a good picture of him. He's okay with flashless cameras, but boy, if he sees that spark of light, BAM, he's out of there. This has prompted another sign that says NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY. Oh, my horse does have it hard. :P

2016-05-19 00:02:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A horse eats a greeting.

2007-06-18 10:17:02 · answer #3 · answered by zv 3 · 0 0

I thought it was a black horse and a white horse?

2007-06-18 10:16:00 · answer #4 · answered by ??Adriana?? 3 · 0 0

Lame.

2007-06-18 10:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

:D
I femember that one.

Don't forget when you tell this one, snap your wrist.

2007-06-18 10:16:41 · answer #6 · answered by Ninety Ten 3 · 0 1

ur a freak and you stole that joke from tyler b. whom in which goes to my skool. and wut is ur question exactly?

2007-06-18 10:17:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

heard it... not that great.

2007-06-18 10:21:50 · answer #8 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0 0

interestin.....

2007-06-18 10:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by [ViCkY] 2 · 0 0

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