Little Malik was the only black boy in his 3rd grade class. One day he came home and asked his mom, "Momma, today we took a test, and everyone got a good grade except for me...is that because I'm black?" "No," said Malik's mom.
The next day he came home and said, "Momma, today the teacher picked helpers in class, and she didn't pick me...is that because I'm black?" "No, Malik. I'm sure it has nothing to do with that," said his mom.
The next day, Malik came home very disturbed, and said, "Momma, today we were in the bathroom going pee-pee, and I saw Johnny's thingy, and my thingy is WAY, WAY bigger than his thingy...is that because I'm black?"
"Well.........," said Malik's mom, "It's not because you're black...it's because Johnny is seven, and you are fifteen."
2007-06-18 10:10:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!! ok, i'm 16 and black, and i thought THAT was SOO cool!!
i star u!!
tell some more!
2007-06-18 10:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Relevancy: I take racist jokes and I'm serious I laugh at them all the time even though I am black 3/4 hehe 1/4 white.
2016-05-19 00:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a blonde one that goes...
There was a blonde girl in her kindergarden class.
When she came home she said to her mom, Mama! Today in gym class, I ran faster than the other kids! Is it because I blonde? and the mom said, yes, it probably is.
The next day she came home and said, Mama! Today in music, I sang twinkle twinkle little star better than the other girls! Is it because I'm blonde? and the mom said, Maybe hunny.
The next day she came home and said, Mama! Today at shower time, all the other girls have little mellons, but I have these! Is it because Im blonde? and, embarrased, the mother said, No dear, Its because you are 23.
2007-06-18 11:25:27 · answer #3 · answered by Sizzle=] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a variety of the same joke using blonds instead of blacks and 15 years ago you would have said pollacks. It is just a joke no matter who you put in as the scape goats.
It is neither racist or funny.
2007-06-18 10:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny and if anyone thinks it's 'racist' they're sad. Why can't we tell jokes about different races and religions. They all have their own traits and personalities. This joke is not degrading black people, in fact it confounds the stereotype image that people have and smacks them in the face. Well done babe. Keep it up.
2007-06-18 10:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How are you going to tell if I'm black or not? If the joke mentions race then it is racist. Yes it is funny.
2007-06-18 10:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by Tim B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thta was funny
2007-06-18 10:40:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i star u
2007-06-18 10:21:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny...:]
But sad. :[
2007-06-18 10:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by Ninety Ten 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋