1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your
point across.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your
wallet or desk.
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24
hours a day.
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died,
would you get another dog?'
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give
them away.
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without
calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They
just think it's interesting.
14 Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
2007-06-18 09:58:40 · 13 answers · asked by old man 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahaha! a star for u and 2 points for me!
2007-06-18 10:02:37 · answer #1 · answered by hisprettygirl 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL....good one...right here is one for you for the time of a pass to to the psychological asylum, a centred visitor asked the Director what thecriterion advance into which defined whether or no longer a affected person could beinstitutionalized. "nicely," reported the Director, "we fill up a tub, and then we supply ateaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the affected person and ask him or her to empty the tub." "Oh, I understand," reported the centred visitor. "a classic person could use the bucket via fact that is larger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." reported the Director, "a classic person could pull the plug. do you opt for mattress close to the window?" CHeeRioS
2016-10-09 11:37:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't call anyone a pervert if they put a studded collar around my neck!
2007-06-18 20:01:55 · answer #3 · answered by Jupe 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ouch! Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 10:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice.
2007-06-18 10:13:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't forget that it's ok to call a dog a betch!
2007-06-18 10:04:01 · answer #6 · answered by Ninety Ten 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i dont like it because not all women are like that and as a women, i have a reason why girls should have a rat than a husband: at least they would be good looking and wont drink beer all day when all you want to do is talk and cuddle
2007-06-18 10:05:57 · answer #7 · answered by ME :] 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋
that's one of the more funnier things that i have heard in awhile lol it was hilarious
2007-06-18 10:06:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow thats funny! but it do make sense
2007-06-18 10:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by Linda 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaa
wow
very true
sadly =p
=]
2007-06-18 10:04:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋