There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer kept bugging
2007-06-18 09:54:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and asked what the answer to her question was.
Without a word, the blond reached into her purse and handed the lawyer a 5$
2007-06-18 09:55:30 · update #1
the blonde won that was funny.gave mye a laugh keep them coming!!! here is a nice star. dont spend it all in one place lol!!!
2007-06-18 10:07:02 · answer #1 · answered by COW-KING!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is how I heard it: '....As she is about to drive away, the hearder runs up to the car and asks; "If I guess your true hair color, can I have the sheep back?" Slightly startled, the blonde agrees. "Blonde." Amazed, the blonde asks how he knew. "Because that's not a sheep, that's my dog." Still funny either way you tell it though. Here's a star!
2016-05-18 23:34:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Blonde here, but thought is was funny, i am always getting blonde jokes, but its all in fun!
2007-06-18 10:27:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my freakin' head off is because I have heard it before! However, you still get a star!
2007-06-18 10:07:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha lol.
thats funny
2007-06-18 10:06:16 · answer #5 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOLL
a smart blonde joke
2007-06-18 09:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Glad you're back. Good one. Never heard it before.
2007-06-18 10:00:18 · answer #7 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I'll never think a blonde is stupid again. Where'd you get that joke from?
2007-06-18 09:58:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 20@
2007-06-18 09:57:23 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha the blonde won that round
2007-06-18 09:59:54 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋