A woman & a man are involved in a bad car accident on a cold snowy morning. Both cars are totaled but amazingly no one is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
After crawling out of their cars, the woman says, "So, you're a man and I’m a woman. Interesting. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet & be friends & live in peace the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replies, "I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "Look, another miracle. My car is totaled, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine & celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods in agreement, drinks half the bottle & then hands it back. The woman takes the bottle & immediately puts the cap back on & hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
2007-06-18 09:51:12 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!! That was great! Is that why chivalry is dead?
2007-06-18 13:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by Babycakes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Great One Now when the cops come and give them test to see if either of them are drunk the man will be and get a go to jail/get fine LOL I present you a precious star!
2007-06-18 13:42:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 10:08:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this is what a call a joke. Made me laugh. Heres a star
2007-06-18 10:25:10 · answer #4 · answered by Snowy86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was uproariously funny! Woman smarter than the man in every way...that's what I always say! LMFAO!!!
2007-06-18 09:59:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
niceeeeee
cept.
i probably wouldnt have told the guy i was waiting for the police. i probably just...keep him going.
2007-06-18 09:56:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but liked it again
2007-06-18 10:03:20 · answer #7 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that's funny!!! 10/10!
2007-06-18 10:05:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!!
2007-06-18 09:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
that was really funny.
2007-06-18 15:59:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋