How to Shower Like a Woman
1. Take off fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning
2. Walk to bathroom wearing robe and towel on head. If you happen to see husband along the way, ignore juvenile jokes and run to bathroom.
3. Look at womanly physique in mirror and stick out stomach
so as to complain about how fat you're getting.
4. Turn on hot water only.
5. Get in the shower, once you've found it through all the
steam.
6. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah,
wide loofah, and pumice stone.
7. Wash hair once with cucumber and lemon shampoo with 83
added vitamins.
8. Rinse hair. Condition your hair with cucumber and lemon
conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair
for fifteen minutes.
9. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes
until red and raw.
10. Try to wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and
Java Cake bodywash.
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11. Complain bitterly when you realize that your husband
has once again been EATING your ginger nut and java cake
body wash.
12. Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen
minutes, as you must make sure that all the conditioner
has come off).
13. Debate shaving armpits and legs and decide that you
can't be bothered.
14. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and
you get a rush of cold water.
15. Turn hot water on full and rinse off.
16. Dry with a towel the size of a small African country.
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How to Shower Like a Man
1. Sit on the edge of the bed and take off the underwear
you've walking around the house in all morning. Leave them
on the floor
2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your wife
along the way, flash her
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Pat your beer
belly with affection as if it was a great achievement. Suck
in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No.)
4. Turn on the w
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water.
5. Check for pecs again. (Still no.)
6. Get in the shower.
7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use
one.)
8. Spend 5 minutes soaping your body and rinse.
9. Spend 15 minutes washing your crotch and surrounding
area.
10. Wash your rear end.
11. Shampoo your hair, do not use conditioner.
12. Make a shampoo mohawk.
13. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror, giggle
14. Pee.
15. Repeat #9, because it felt good.
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower
17. Pick up the towel and sniff it. If it smells okay, go
ahead and dry off with it. If it doesn't smell okay, holler
to your wife to find you a clean one.
18. Return to the bedroom wearing the towel, if you pass
your wife, flash her.
2007-06-18 09:23:09 · update #2
Hahahaha that's really funny. Thanks for cheering me up!!
2007-06-18 09:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by sparkzxx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweet
2007-06-18 09:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by daixyflexi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bizzare
2007-06-18 09:29:32 · answer #3 · answered by ZT 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Sad but true! lol! 10!
2007-06-18 13:08:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with siddhartha...I also include blowing your nose in the shower.
2007-06-18 09:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by Luvatlanta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw this on you tube a month ago. Still funny, though.
2007-06-18 09:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by OLLIE 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So True
2007-06-18 09:31:31 · answer #7 · answered by logan28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She knows men too well.
2007-06-18 09:27:27 · answer #8 · answered by WaFFle BoB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!
I love it!
2007-06-18 09:28:48 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! Freakin' brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-06-18 09:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's funny!!! I needed a good laugh to end the day! Thanks!
2007-06-18 09:26:37 · answer #11 · answered by Sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋