Well, I know I'm a MILLION times as humble as thou art.
2007-06-18 08:27:16 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm the pious gal the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night, scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie!
2007-06-18 08:30:28 · answer #1 · answered by Minh 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.. The way you walked was thorny, through no fault of your own. But as the rain enters the soil, the river enters the sea, so tears run to a predestined end."
Of course it would be one really righteous wolf.
2007-06-18 15:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by hairypotto 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice quote from a Weird Al song. Amish Paradise!
2007-06-18 15:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by socmum16 ♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think i do the best I can, and fall very short 99 times out of a 100.
2007-06-18 15:36:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell. But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
2007-06-18 15:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by odd duck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooooh I love Weird Al. And I didn't even have to look up the lyrics, I KNEW it was Weird Al even before I saw the rest of the details.
2007-06-18 17:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As you walk thru the valley were you harvest your grain you take a look at your wife and she that she rather plain. That ok for an amish like you. I guess you are living in an Amish Paradise
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2007-06-18 15:29:43 · answer #7 · answered by Kenneth G 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
We been spending most our lives living in this Amish Paradise! There's no room for sin or vice living in an Amish Paradise!
2007-06-18 15:30:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. I sin and fall short of the glory of God.
Do you have a different definition of humble in your dictionary? lol
2007-06-18 15:36:01 · answer #9 · answered by jasmin2236 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just want to be like on my knees day night, scorin points for the afterlife! So don't be vain, and don't be whiney, or my brother and I might have to get medevil on your hiney!
2007-06-18 17:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by Nijg 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋