A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain , Wyoming , goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush with you, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me,
Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ***
is for!!!"
2007-06-18 07:50:35 · 12 answers · asked by graciegirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny
2007-06-18 07:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by Kramer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehaw! Brokeback still legendary. Sequels to come:
"PRANCES WITH WOLVES"
"JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON"
"BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID"
"THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE"
"HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG"
"THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER"
"DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID"
"LONESOME DOUG"
"DESTRY RIDES AGAIN... AND AGAIN" - "MCCABE AND MR. MILLER"
"HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!"
"THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES"
"QUICKLY DOWN UNDER"
"BAREBACK MOUNTING"
"BONE-NANZA"
"DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ***"
"HOME ON THE RANGER"
"OKLAHOMO"
"ROOSTER COCKBURN"
"LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE"
"BALONEY PONY RODEO"
"TUBESTEAK COWBOYS"
"SILVER-ROD-Ohhh!!!"
2007-06-18 15:24:07 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A 10 for that one.I will share it....good.
2007-06-18 14:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke
2007-06-18 15:13:15 · answer #4 · answered by logan28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One .. I am going to email this to my X- Bisexual Boyfriend....That will give him something new to put on his ****
2007-06-18 15:41:33 · answer #5 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honest opionion:yeah kinda funny , but not rofl laughing.
2007-06-18 15:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by cute-goddess 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK...that might actually be worth passing on...:-)
2007-06-18 14:54:23 · answer #7 · answered by happy4u 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not at all.
Seek professional help.
2007-06-18 14:54:38 · answer #8 · answered by lunatic 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can see why its funny; it's just not.
2007-06-18 14:56:13 · answer #9 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, YEP THAT WAS GOOD! LOL.
2007-06-18 14:56:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋