If some hypothetical person, not naming anyone especially not me, was to run over the lord during his second coming, there will still be a third coming right.
2007-06-18 07:40:22 · 13 answers · asked by Closed 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I can see the story unfolding now
Jesus turns water into wine for party!
Jesus killed by drunk driver
Driver at party with Jesus earlier!
2007-06-18 07:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by John C 6 · 10⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so.. hypothetically the Lord would not be stupid enough to allow Mr. Hypothetical to even get behind the wheel of a car since Mr.Hypothetical had a grudge against him and played too much "Grand Theft Auto" so he decided to have some fun with the Lord. I would guess the Lord would stop the vehicle before is struck Him since he is the King of the universe and has all power and the Lord would continue with His original plan on the second coming.... Hypothetically. I am glad there are some people who understand that word.. Most people lack the intelligence and just say "what If"
2007-06-18 07:55:14 · answer #2 · answered by Whitehorse 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
This question is hilarious. You get a star from that.
It is real pity for all those who hyped and hooped the second coming to see everything gone in a whimper.
2007-06-18 07:52:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, Link. I laughed out loud. Keep 'em coming.
2007-06-18 09:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I suppose he will just keep on coming to all the folks that believe in him.
2007-06-18 08:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by purpledeucegirl06 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL...now THAT is a great question (sorry..I am an Atheist...he would'nt come back a 3RD time for ME !)
2007-06-18 07:49:30 · answer #6 · answered by mbucket 3 · 9⤊ 0⤋
yes, the super devil will run him over in his chopper, and in the 3rd coming, the super-duper devil will run him over in his cyborg monster truck
2007-06-18 09:15:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I hope you have a bug shield on your car.
2007-06-18 09:17:42 · answer #8 · answered by S K 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
now thats comedy and i doubt it
2007-06-18 07:44:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 1⤋
ahahaha.
2007-06-18 07:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋