A trucker is driving his truck down a country road when he passes a clearing with a single tree in it. He looks over and sees a naked man hugging the tree and crying. Confused, the trucker slows down and when he looks closer he realizes the man has been tied up that way!
So the trucker pulls over, walks up to the guy and asks, "What's going on?" The man replies tearfully, "Oh thank goodness you're here! I was late for work this morning and got fired, then leaving the office I slipped on a banana peel and skinned my knee. Then I got home and found my wife in bed with my best friend. I went out to get drunk and drown my sorrows when I was car-jacked by two thugs. They drove me out here, tied me to this tree, stole my clothes, my wallet and my car. My day just can't get any worse!"
The trucker starts to unbuckle his pants and says, "Wanna bet?"
2007-06-18 07:28:02 · 10 answers · asked by JAWboy71 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yucks! Gay Trucker! ? But well, learn to accept it, since that's the only one who will "love" you now. And he maybe the only one who can help find your revenge!
:)
2007-06-21 23:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One.
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2016-10-09 11:25:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! O.o hahahaha so kewl jk lol, Funny joke lolz ^o*
2007-06-18 07:35:14 · answer #4 · answered by TT_____TT D a n g o :( +*+*+*+ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!
nice one and a little ewww...
but you got a star from me :)
2007-06-18 07:32:25 · answer #5 · answered by Alice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one gross trucker!!
2007-06-18 07:32:21 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man that's funny!!!
2007-06-18 07:37:06 · answer #7 · answered by J.D.L. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i got it i got it
2007-06-18 07:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by MATHy lass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crass, not funny
2007-06-18 07:33:23 · answer #9 · answered by wellaem 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHOA!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA! That's a heck of a day!! GREAT ONE!!!!!!!! :D
2007-06-18 08:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by 嗨! 안녕! =) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋