A man and his wife were cleaning out their back yard. The husband said to his wife,"Jeez, honey your a*se is as wide as the BBQ grill." The wife ignore this remark.
A little later, the husband, measuring tape in hand walked over to his wife. While she was bending over to tend to the flower bed, he measures her back side. "Honey, your a*se is definitely as wide as the grill!" She again ignores this comment.
Later that night, whilst in bed, the husband began to feel amorous. He starts to hug and stroke her until the wife said, "If you think i'm gonna fire up the grill for one little weiner, you're out of your mind."
2007-06-18 07:06:43 · 17 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Barbecue humour good one,LMIAOSFHISMS have a star
2007-06-18 11:17:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao. Grilled!
2007-06-18 07:26:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is good one
every man had to know if he is not nice with his wife in all the day he will get troubles waiting him in the night
any way you should take star for this one
2007-06-18 07:55:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out 10 ha ha ha ha ha
2007-06-18 07:41:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah Good one
2007-06-18 07:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by memyslf&I 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fcking great loved it still laughing
just text it to my mates
have a star
2007-06-18 10:22:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-06-18 07:41:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good one!!! HA!HA!HA! Little weiner!! HA!HA!HA!
2007-06-18 13:25:46 · answer #8 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I liked the first two the best! These were SO funny! You made my day!
2016-05-18 22:09:16 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they always saying things without thinking
2007-06-18 07:15:17 · answer #10 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋