A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
suddenly he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door... He answers it and standing there are two blokes dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and string him up until he's dead.
As the Klansmen walk away, they remove their hoods; it's the blonde genies.
one blondie genie say to the other i can understand why he wanting to be a millionaire and make love to beautiful woman but why did he want to be hung like a black man?
2007-06-18 06:27:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont think its racist its really a dumb blonde joke based on a misunderstanding.
no ethic minorities were hurt during the telling of this joke
(although i did kill a cat)
2007-06-18 06:39:40 · update #1
It may be dumb, it may be racist (if you're an extremist) and it may be many other silly things but there's one certainty THAT'S BLOODY FUNNY. Keep it up and never mind the effin twats
2007-06-18 06:44:09 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Catching The Blonde
This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They strip him and lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a gorgeous blonde, stark naked, with a sign saying
"If you catch me, I'm yours."
He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.
He's back on the street and starts to think.
"Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..."
So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."
"No problem," says the manager.
Again he strips, and is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a gorilla with a sign
"If I catch you, you're mine."
2007-06-18 06:36:11 · answer #2 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Is it dumb? Not really. It's a joke. Most jokes have a certain level of stupidity to them. Otherwise, they'd be mathematic equations or political diatribes.
It could offend some people, but then again, most jokes will offend someone. For that matter, the majority of every word we say could offend someone somewhere. Telling a joke like this is really no different than telling a "dumb blonde" joke or a "hillbilly" joke.
So...it's not a dumb joke, but it's certainly not a smart one. It's not a bad joke, but it's really not a good one either.
2007-06-18 06:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by Ryan H. 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-17 22:09:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genies with the light blond hair.
2007-06-18 06:32:23 · answer #5 · answered by poppy vox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was quite funny as long as you don't say it in a racist way. I know its hard to but some people have that knack of turning anything into racsim. Nah, but quite funny
2007-06-18 06:32:50 · answer #6 · answered by Bartemis Crowl 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 06:31:36 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it's pretty dumb but by no means the dumbest i've read on this web site.
2007-06-18 06:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by Ste B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so so very old but still quite funny!
2007-06-18 06:35:16 · answer #9 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb!!
2007-06-18 06:35:11 · answer #10 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋