K, here it is, me and my friends made it up, but a lot of people have heard it b4:
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
Funny/lame??
2007-06-18 06:17:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
niether!!! IT'S HILARIOUS!!!!
2007-06-18 06:20:24 · answer #1 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-28 00:54:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde Guts
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But with the grace of God and these two fingers, I think I got them back in."
2007-06-18 06:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny dumb blond
2007-06-19 04:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by Amazing nonspeaking mime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 06:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one :)
Somewhere in the middle between funny and lame...
2007-06-18 06:23:19 · answer #6 · answered by Alexandra L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's lamin a funny way. Satr for you!
2007-06-18 06:21:07 · answer #7 · answered by lalala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-18 06:36:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao thats good...ive never heard that one before thats pretty good... so i guess the police officer is blonde too.. haha so good so good **star for you**
2007-06-18 06:33:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok cuz like its funny bt not really funny so i think its okay
2007-06-18 06:22:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
That's funny.
2007-06-18 06:21:48 · answer #11 · answered by Hoffman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋