so this blonde pulls up to the side of the road to see this other blonde surfing in a weat field.. and the blonde says to herself.. "its ones lyk her that give us blondes a bad name..im gonna go swim out there and B**** slap her"
2007-06-18 06:12:17 · 6 answers · asked by .lovely. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny but I've heard it before.
2007-06-18 06:16:01 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Blonde With A Problem
A blonde was happily married, but for one thing. Every morning she woke up early and passed gas, waking up her husband. After a few months of marriage, her husband finally said, "you have to stop this". "If you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out".
But when nothing changed, the husband decided to take action and that night he put some pig scraps in her pants.
The next morning, she woke up, farted and quickly went to the bathroom. Two long hours later, she came out and stated, "honey, you were right about me farting my guts out". "But don't worry, I managed to push it all back inside"
2007-06-18 13:30:52 · answer #2 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 13:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol he he
2007-06-18 13:20:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-18 13:17:48 · answer #5 · answered by Isabella R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok...
2007-06-20 17:34:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋