What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
>A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
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>What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
>Brown-bagging it.
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>What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
>No one else wants it.
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>What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
>Invisible.
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>What's a brunette's mating call?
>"Has the blonde left yet? "
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>Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
>The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
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>Why is brunette considered an evil color?
>When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
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>What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
>The invitation
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>What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
>A hostage
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>Who makes bras for brunettes?
>Fisher-Price
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>Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
>It matches their moustache.
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>Why are so many blonde jokes one liners?
>So brunettes can remember them
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>What's the difference between a brunette and the
2007-06-18 05:49:31 · 16 answers · asked by .lovely. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the trash ?
>At least the trash gets taken out once a week
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>Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job ?
>Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch
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>How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night ?
>Startled
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>What do you do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you ?
>Pull the pin and throw it back at her.
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>Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers ?
>Because they can't keep their calves together
2007-06-18 05:50:01 · update #1
Brutal!! lol
2007-06-18 06:21:18 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Em is right blondes learn at an early age to laugh at blonde jokes. But brunettes can never take a joke about themselves.
2007-06-18 14:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by derae84 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny!! I love them! Who's the brunettes above who can't take the jokes?? ;)
2007-06-18 13:43:18 · answer #3 · answered by Em 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who makes up blond jokes?
Brunettes during their long lonely nights.
:)
2007-06-18 12:57:18 · answer #4 · answered by nelabis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are just some blond jokes replaced with brunette, trust me, i've heard them all before
2007-06-18 13:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old and still not funny. I wish people could comprehend that blonde joke are JOKES. That's right, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
Def.
'a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously'
2007-06-18 12:56:51 · answer #6 · answered by lalala 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 12:51:53 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chico say since this is not question, Chico will just take the points and leave.
2007-06-18 12:57:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny yeah but helloooooooo,what happened to the red heads?
2007-06-18 13:27:19 · answer #9 · answered by shaq 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is funnier when the jokes are blond jokes b/c then at least they are true
2007-06-18 13:11:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
High five! I liked those!
2007-06-18 12:53:29 · answer #11 · answered by decoratedemergency 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋