A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country
road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned
about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in
big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.
As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with
shock, his young, blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the
tank and then waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally
uttered.
"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The blonde attendant rolled her eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've
been working here for five years. Of course I know what 'UFO'
means - it means 'Unleaded Fuel Only'.
2007-06-18 05:41:54 · 14 answers · asked by Karatekid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,,, i dont know where you are getting these from but keep em' coming... your helping my day at work pass by faster :o)
2007-06-18 05:48:46 · answer #1 · answered by live in the magic of life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's black and blue and brown all over?
A brunette who's been telling to many blonde jokes!
2007-06-18 05:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by derae84 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 05:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
High octane joke thx.
2007-06-18 05:51:11 · answer #4 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one
2007-06-18 05:44:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha keep the blonde jokes coming...
2007-06-18 05:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by tini marie (= 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ONLY ONE HA!
2007-06-18 06:01:23 · answer #7 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-06-18 06:19:58 · answer #8 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe. funny
2007-06-18 05:45:57 · answer #9 · answered by Gabrielle*With Love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the blonde may be right, y'know? ;)
LOL
2007-06-18 10:54:16 · answer #10 · answered by DeBBie™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋