January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
2007-06-18 05:30:37 · 28 answers · asked by Karatekid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. sigh. here, have another star.
2007-06-18 05:36:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I think March or July was the funniest!
2007-06-18 12:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by Hoffman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not bad but it would have been better with the opening, a blonds diary and instead of jan, feb ect, have mon, tues ect.
2007-06-18 12:37:33 · answer #3 · answered by Ste B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. What a moron.
Keep em coming
2007-06-18 12:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before. Loved It!
2007-06-18 14:27:34 · answer #5 · answered by derae84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Very funny and unique!
2007-06-18 12:33:56 · answer #6 · answered by lalala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeps what a year!!! I think I would have done the same thing. hope I never have one of those years!! lol
2007-06-18 12:34:39 · answer #7 · answered by vegas baby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that was good,you deserve a star :P
2007-06-18 13:01:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and a star for you. SOME people need to get a sense of humor! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-06-18 14:05:28 · answer #9 · answered by a_newlinuxguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i find tht very mean be'n a blonde. even though it funnie. i dnt get march and april though...
2007-06-18 12:37:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋