McGregor was on this death bed and he gasped his last words to his old friend, McTavish. "Jock." he said, "There's a bottle of Scotch under my bed. When I'm gone, will you sprinkle it on my grave? Promise me, Jock, that you'll do it", "Och, aye, Mcgregor, but would ye mind if I passed it through my kidneys first?"
2007-06-18 05:29:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a good one, also a truly "green - recycling" joke. Thanks Honey keep them coming.
2007-06-18 06:57:46 · answer #1 · answered by Jim 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A wise man McTavish.
2007-06-18 12:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old but funny X Cindy
2007-06-18 12:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by naughtysissycindy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They get Scotch by doing that with Irish Whiskey!
2007-06-18 15:27:31 · answer #4 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.. ha ha ..sounds like some friends of mine ,but
They would not necessarily need the scotch. Ha Ha..
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2007-06-19 01:25:19 · answer #5 · answered by Robert B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 12:40:21 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a good laugh at that one, I'll tell it to my mates.
2007-06-18 12:39:45 · answer #7 · answered by Jeanette 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another good one honey keep em coming lol
2007-06-19 02:22:48 · answer #8 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
only way to sprinkle it ha ha
2007-06-18 12:40:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one lmao
2007-06-18 12:34:18 · answer #10 · answered by the_tent_man36 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋