A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
2007-06-18 05:24:52 · 12 answers · asked by Karatekid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, ur funny! thanks for al the jokes
2007-06-18 05:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was 3 women, blonde redhead brunette
he said stay in circle or he would kill them
first two ran off when he turned round
2007-06-18 12:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-06-18 12:58:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that must be the worst most unfunny joke ive heard in a long long time !
2007-06-18 12:30:17 · answer #4 · answered by Jem J 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one! here, have a star. Hey, i gave u a star twice before!!
2007-06-18 12:30:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just stupid!!! iv a better one,
two blondes walked into a bar ... u think one of them would have seen it!!!!!! hehe!
2007-06-18 12:31:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha have to admit it did make me laugh.
2007-06-18 12:28:02 · answer #7 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha you deserve a star for that.
2007-06-18 12:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by tini marie (= 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2007-06-18 12:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw that one the other day
cute
lol
2007-06-18 12:29:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao !!! a star for you
2007-06-18 12:28:53 · answer #11 · answered by live in the magic of life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋