There was a man who had worked all his life and had saved all his money but was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved his money more than just about anything and just before he died, he said to his wife "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put them in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all his money in the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket with his wife sitting there & her friend sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute please." With a box in her hand, she came over to the casket and put the box inside. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said "Dear, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband?"
2007-06-18
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She answered "Listen, I am a Christian and I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I will do what he wanted." Her friend said "You mean to tell me you put all that money in the casket with him?" The wife said "I sure did. I wrote him a check."
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE INTELLIGENCE OF A WOMAN
2007-06-18
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