Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big. His curiosity finally got the better of him and he says " I hate to be nosy, but it's obvious that you two are celebrating something big. What's the occasion" One blonde replies "Well, we are just sooo proud of ourselves, because we just finished - just the two of us alone - a 50 piece jigsaw puzzle in only 3 days." Confused, the bartender says "So?", to which the other blonde says "Well, on the box it says 3 - 5 years"
2007-06-18 05:15:27 · 18 answers · asked by Karatekid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Got another blonde joke for you.
Blonde walks into a shop and say to the man 'I want to but that tv' and he says 'no, i don't serve blondes'.
Shes really annoyed so she goes out and dyes her hair brown. She goes back into the shop and asks to buy the tv again but the amn replies 'sorry. i dont serves blondes'.
So again shes angry, she goes and buys a massive red wig. She walks back into the shop and asks to buy the tv again. And AGAIN the man replies 'sorry dont serve blondes'.
She rips the wig off and says 'how did u know i was blonde?'.
He smiles and replies 'Thats a microwave Miss!'
Ha ha....
2007-06-18 06:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by Kate T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know that one, but you got it wrong it goes like this:
two blondes walked into a bar and they said ,"bartender get us a round of drinks" and then before they drank their beers, they shouted HIGH 59 and did a high five. they did that about 4 more times and then on the fifth time the bartender said, "i kno u want more drinks, and i'll give it ta ya, but what's this all HIGH59 about?
the blondes laughed and then one said "we just finished a puzzle in 59 days...(she holds up the kiddie puzzle)
and the other blonde says "and the box says 3-5 years! a
2007-06-18 12:22:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Brilliant!
2007-06-18 12:26:45 · answer #3 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one before. It still put a smile on my face the second time around. Have a nice day!
2007-06-18 12:22:55 · answer #4 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol no offense 2 blondes. :D
2007-06-18 12:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by Smile =]™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank God am not blonde Ha ha ha X Cindy
2007-06-18 12:22:25 · answer #6 · answered by naughtysissycindy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 13:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i know some blonde's like that
2007-06-18 12:22:58 · answer #8 · answered by live in the magic of life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooooooooooooooooooooo funny. keep em coming!! Here, have a star. ;)
2007-06-18 12:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh thats not nice but i am still laughing i was going to lighten my hair but i am afraid for my i.q
2007-06-18 12:19:35 · answer #10 · answered by angelina_mcardle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋