I know they're silly but whatever...=)
'An apple a day keeps the doctor away'
So what if the doctor goes grocery shopping? Does he avoid the produce?
'The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence'
So what if you're on the other side of the fence?
'It's no use crying over spilled milk'
...it would make the mess harder to clean up.
'A picture is worth a 1000 words'
So can I hand in a picture of Michelangelo instead of writing a research paper?
'The pen is mightier than the sword'
Nope. It can't even cut BUTTER properly!
'Silence is golden'
Then why do mimes have to perform on the street?
'You can't judge a book by its cover'
...unless it has a synopsis written on it.
'Close, but no cigar'
Good, I'm trying to quit.
2007-06-18 05:12:32 · 9 answers · asked by lalala 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They're only meant for a smile, not 'roflol' or anything. =)
2007-06-18 05:19:05 · update #1
thats a good one!! have a star!
2007-06-18 09:49:05 · answer #1 · answered by pbandj 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic.
2007-06-18 12:20:19 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. G™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame
2007-06-18 12:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by DrDebate 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I wasn't rolling on the floor or anything, but you did get a smile out of me. =)
2007-06-18 12:16:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ill give ya a star.
2007-06-18 12:15:44 · answer #5 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only some were amusing
sorry, you're not the Last Comic Standing.
next.
2007-06-18 12:15:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-06-18 12:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-06-18 12:14:53 · answer #8 · answered by Ima Stressed Out 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! They really got me seeing things in a different light. Thanks!
2007-06-18 12:18:17 · answer #9 · answered by GASDIVA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋