2007-06-18 05:07:06 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, Zeus is older, so Jesus would have the advantage of youth.
But the lightning bolt thing? If they're fighting on the mortal coil, then advantage Zeus, as we know Jesus can be killed on Earth and it takes three days for him to get back, which gives Zeus plenty of time to scarf the sandwich.
If they are fighting in a neutral heavenly realm (perhaps Asgard, with Odin as ref) then it's a draw.
If they have their posses, well Zeus has a few gods under him, but they are notoriously illoyal, constantly trying to undermine him. Jesus has a host of heavenly angels (who can wield swords every bit as well as they can play harps) and since he's supposed to be God, he's their boss. Advantage: Jesus.
2007-06-18 05:15:10 · answer #1 · answered by cigarsnbrew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well 1st off Zeus would win, since Jesus doesn't fight, but when you mess with Jesus, you mess with God, and then who would win, Zeus or God?!?!?!...All the way God. All Zeus can do is throw lightning bolts, but God can make 2+2=fish, huge oceans and seas to separate, burn a bush, create life, have a pillar of fire from the sun come down to Earth, cause a world-wide flood, have snake eyes kill you...oh, there is no limit to what God can do. God would so win.
But it is impossible for Jesus to die because he conquered death.
2007-06-18 05:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would walk away, letting Zeus have the sandwich. Who eats fried banana and peanut butter sandwiches anyway?
2007-06-18 05:11:32 · answer #3 · answered by JP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would just take the banana and the sandwich, bless it, and have twelve baskets left over. This would probably teach Zeus a lesson about sharing.
2014-03-18 23:57:22 · answer #4 · answered by Agent WD-40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would turn the other cheek and allow Zeus the sandwich. Zeus would die 3 days later from salmonella poisoning.
2007-06-18 05:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by OkieDanCer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the leprechauns do not stand a huge gamble against the south-Jamaican backyard gnomes who can turn gold into platinum with the aid of putting it into their hats, however the draw back of it is they be stricken by intense trauma to the pinnacle , on condition that they might basically turn the gold into platinum while the hat is on their head............. all this approximately Elvis, i don't understand with the aid of fact the bananas might get lodged in his throat, and then the "king" would not be waiting to sing, so as that ones out......... Jesus might quite win with the aid of fact his dad is the writer of each little thing, such with the aid of fact the human beings who had the mind's eye back up with Zeus and this insane thought of a fried banana peanut butter sandwich that have been given lodged in Elvis' throat which brought about him to end making a music which brought about the spectators ( a grumpy leprechaun and a platinum-making-traumatized south Jamaican backyard gnome) start up struggling with over something of the fried banana and peanut butter sandwich
2016-11-25 21:03:13 · answer #6 · answered by wengreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus calmed the storm. erego, He can stir it up again. water can dissapate electricity. Zeus only throws lightning bolts. Zeus'd be powerless!
plus then Jesus has got a double edged sword. He can disgrace zeus by cutting of his beard!
plus Jesus has got that "I can take it and dish it out" thing goin' for Him. Zeus only dishes it.
2007-06-18 05:11:43 · answer #7 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zeus would win but jesus would just make another and move on to the next fight.
2007-06-18 05:11:42 · answer #8 · answered by Dylan B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is all about turning the other cheek.
So while his cheek is turned Zeus would strike him with a lightning bolt.
Zeus WINS!!!
2007-06-18 05:13:53 · answer #9 · answered by Bobby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zeus is not even real!!! But if Zeus was real, I think Jesus will be declared a winner!
2007-06-18 05:25:55 · answer #10 · answered by Abby Valencia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋