A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied,
"Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicle s from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy"!
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
2007-06-18 04:54:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its quite funny, but not really worth a star, I don't think.
2007-06-18 04:57:57 · answer #1 · answered by totally_idiotic 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-09-28 00:46:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That def deserves a star! XD
2007-06-18 05:15:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwww
won't be ordering that
whether the bull wins or not
2007-06-18 04:58:32 · answer #4 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 06:19:27 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny and you get a star.
2007-06-18 05:04:16 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao,, thats what he gets for wanting to eat the bull!
2007-06-18 04:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by live in the magic of life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l think tracey j has it spot on, made me smile, and l'm a generous chap so,
its star time
2007-06-18 07:09:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha made me chuckle. What a load of bull!!
:-)))
2007-06-18 05:01:11 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehe
lol
i like that
you get a star
2007-06-18 05:00:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋