What's the most embarrassing thing your kids have said or done?

Answer 1

l'm laughing just thinking about it! My daughter, aged 7, was in the mall with me one day, when l dropped into the liquor store to buy a bottle of wine (a housewarming gift). Now my husband rarely drinks, and l don't drink at all due to health reasons. My daughter saw her friend with her mom just outside the door, so ran over to say hi. Anyway, the counter was right next to the door, so l could hear their conversation, and the friend's mom asked my daughter if she was on her own. Without skipping a beat, my daughter replied, "no, l'm here with mommy, she's just in the liquor store buying alcohol AGAIN!" I wanted the ground to swallow me up, l was so embarrassed! For the record, that's the one and only time my daughter (or any of my children) have ever seen me buying alcohol!

Answer 2

I had always made sex and personal hygiene questions/answers very matter of fact so my kids would never feel embarassed to ask me anything. When my daughter was about 8 we were in the grocery store and I was talking with a male teacher from her school. She says (loudly), "Hey Mom! Do you use pads or tampons?" I told her it wasn't the time or place to discuss that and she responded, "Well, I know you're on your period right now! I just thought I could get what you needed!"

A friend is a realtor. Her son answered the phone one time and told the big deal client on the other end, "Yeah, she's in the bathroom right now, hold on." The he proceeds to walk into the bathroom, phone in hand, and yell, "Whew, Mom! It really stinks in here!" He left the phone in her hand and walked out.

Answer 3

This is about a friends child:
We were at the store buying groceries for my baby shower she was giving me that day, and her 5 year old was with us. She had never taught her daughter that passing gas in public was rude, she says that she doesn't want her children to be embarrassed of things that are natural.
Anyway....My friend was walking and she said "My stomach really hurts..." and about that time, her little girl farted REALLY LOUD !! These two women walked around the corner and looked straight at me, like I'd crapped my pants standing there in the store. I was sooo embarrassed!

Answer 4

I have a few:


Me and my daughter, who was 3 at the time had to use the bathroom at a local restaurant. There was this lady who had bad gas or something in the stall next to us. My daughter said in the loudest voice ever. Man Mommy, we need to get out of her because she is going to stink this place up so bad we might die. I have never left the restroom without washing our hands, but I made an exception that time. Thankfully I had hand wipes in my purse. We left very shortly after that. When I go back to this restaurant, I still think of what she said and I still get a laugh from it.


Our family went out to eat one time and we were in line behind this guy.He was really tall and had a big butt.Well my three year old seen him and he said really loud "Mom,look at that big butt!!"


We we're in church and i had a breakfast burrito for breakfast.Well while saying prays a let out a loud smelly one and my son was like,''haha!!!my mommy farted''.

Answer 5

i was grocery shopping with my baby sister when she was about 9 months old and she puked all over my full cart... i was really embarrassed and unsure of what to do, so i left the cart in the middle of the isle and quietly slipped out of the store. the next day i still needed the groceries, so i went back to the store. a couple of the things i picked up were obviously the things that were in my cart the day before...

Answer 6

When my daughter was five we had a neighbour who was dying with cancer. He was being nursed at home and his wife constantly complained about everything she had to do for him and I honestly think she made his final days awful. He died and my daughter was really upset, so I explained that he was in a better place and had no more pain or sadness. We met his wife a couple of days later and of course I gave her my condolences. My daughter piped up "Never mind he's much better off without you"!

When my granddaughter was three, she used to say that ladies had bums and men had tails. Coming up to Christmas, a baby boy doll, which was very anatomically correct was at the top of her list for Santa. Walking down the highstreet one day, we passed a shop with a window full of these dolls. She ran straight to it and kept shouting "Gran - gran look at all the tails".

Answer 7

When my oldest son was about 2 he went into a public restroom with my sister. It was her time of the month and he asked her 3 questions which made everyone in the restroom crack up: "Did you wipe your front? Did you wipe your butt? and Are you wearing a diaper?" It was so funny.

My mother taught my 2nd son to say dumbass and he is 3. So we'll be out in public and if people are in his way he'll yell "Get out of my way dumbass!" Needless to say we have put a stop to that and my mom got a lecture.

Answer 8

I was walking by an ann summers shop and my boy then about 4 stopped and pointed at the window and said mum look there half a woman.

Answer 9

I embarrassed my mom when I was about 3 years old. We were out shopping and she was trying on clothes in the dressing room at a store. I was in the dressing room with mom, and I kept yelling out "Mommy's boobies!" over and over, and the more she tried to shush me, the louder I got! lol

Answer 10

When my son was 1 and a half we would pinch his cheeks and say chubby cheeks. I went to the store about a week later and my son seen this woman and said look mommy chubby i was so embarrased