This guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy who has a burlap sack and a guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano.
The guy that walked into the bar asks the guy whatz in the bag. So the guy pulls out a genie lamp.
The guys says wow can i have one of your wishes.
He says I dont know rub the lamp and see. So the guy rubs the lamp and out pops the genie. The genie says the guy has one wish. The guy wishes for a million bucks. The genie says your wish is granted and goes back into the genie bottle.
Just then one million ducks walk into the bar. The guy says i didnt wish for a million ducks and to that the other guy replies oh yeah and i wished for a twelve inch pianist
2007-06-18 04:40:04 · 12 answers · asked by Mee~mOe~ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awesome...i can't rate it but if i could i'd give ya a straight 11/10 and a beautiful star
2007-06-18 04:55:49 · answer #1 · answered by manish_wolfyfox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know that one, but the way you told it really confusing. Here is the better way.
A guy walks into a bar. Inside, there is an 11 inch pianist. THe guy walks over to the bartender and says, "This guy is great. Where did you get him?" The bartender replies, "There is a genie outside." So the guy walks outside and says to the genie, "I wish i had a million bucks." Suddenly a million ducks are floating around in the air. The guy walks back into the bar and says to the bartender, "hey what gives? I asked for a million bucks and I got a million ducks. The bartender saya, "The genie is a little hard of hearing. You really think I wanted an 11 inch pianist?"
It is a funny joke, but many people won't understand it the way you told it.
2007-06-18 11:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah, i think i heard that once or twice before.
2007-06-18 11:43:57 · answer #3 · answered by elijahjaye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-06-19 08:32:41 · answer #4 · answered by KISS MY neice33 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-06-19 08:30:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-06-18 11:43:54 · answer #6 · answered by V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something that attracks ducks..
2007-06-18 11:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've seen this joke...
who copied from who?
2007-06-18 18:20:58 · answer #8 · answered by DeBBie™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-06-18 13:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn!
2007-06-18 11:42:37 · answer #10 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋