I took my wife to a Canadian Football game this weekend on a mini-vacation. Winnipeg kept scoring, and they would sick celebrate in the end zone with mass hugging and rear end slapping.
It was wrong to celebrate like this with families around! The cheer team was sick enough, but then with this man grabbing, I had to leave before I was sullied with their sin. How many photos do I have to take? ? ?
I went missing for the next day and a half before my wife found me.
Panama is between me and my God, it's none of your business.
Promise me that you won't fall in love with me?
2007-06-18 04:20:12 · 14 answers · asked by Creepy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I hate football
2007-06-18 06:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's the Colson we all know and love!
Go for American football is my advice. No sin is involved and there are plenty of prayer groups assembling every time a 40+ yard field goal is attempted.
2007-06-18 04:26:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oooh, then you'd best avoid NASCAR. All those hot dogs...all that beer...all the endorsements for beer and hard liquor...all the really good-looking, fit guys in snug fireproof suits that seem cut especially to flatter a man in all the right places...and, oh yes, all the cell phones!
2007-06-18 04:26:36 · answer #3 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lovings issues isn't inevitably sin. You relish enjoying guitar. Do you love God extra? you assert you relish soccer. Do you love God extra? you notice, residing God's non secular regulation of affection in the direction of Him, others and self is best. God continually comes first. Loving your self consists of letting your self relish issues interior of Godly parameters. the wealthy youthful guy approached Jesus and asked what he necessary to do to to be with Jesus and stay His way of existence and love. In his case, Jesus asked him to sell all he had and persist with Him. The youthful guy walked away sorrowfully because of the fact he enjoyed his issues extra desirable than he enjoyed Jesus. this is the possibility element. i could (and have!) supply up each and every thing I very own to persist with Jesus. could you?
2016-10-17 21:48:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I promise, but I feel strongly that you should seek professional help, or have yourself committed to a mental hospital immediately.
2007-06-18 04:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's baaaaaack! Quick, lock the doors and windows! There's an escaped lunatic out there!
2007-06-18 05:58:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No one is asking you about Panama anyway.
What has athiesm got to do with football. i love football
2007-06-18 04:23:02 · answer #7 · answered by LOTR Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are one sick puppy. come out of the closet, you'll feel a lot better.
2007-06-18 04:58:27 · answer #8 · answered by t_rex_is_mad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. I despise sports.
2007-06-18 04:26:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love football for the homoeroticism involved, not unlike my WWE fetish.
I mean, uh......nothing.
Crap.
2007-06-18 04:22:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋