Billy Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again."
Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?"
Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."
2007-06-18 04:19:04 · 18 answers · asked by Mee~mOe~ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
** NOW that was funny!! 10/10 And a star for you. Thanks for my first morning laugh!
2007-06-26 02:04:59 · answer #1 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a "long term relationship" of sorts but I never had the illusion of marrying him. Remember, I was a strange child.. LOL My niece, however, has a different boyfriend every day that she is positive is her knight in shining armor!
2016-05-18 14:59:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good example of how a joke works by twisting our expectations at the end.
2007-06-26 03:02:27 · answer #3 · answered by Kev 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! That's for not bringing Marie along!
I wonder is that the wife, or the cat!
:)
2007-06-21 23:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
that's funny
2007-06-18 04:32:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahhaha
lol
i really like that one
you get a star
2007-06-18 04:23:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny hahahahaha
2007-06-23 13:59:59 · answer #7 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-25 04:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by Smarter than the average bear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-06-24 17:33:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-06-18 04:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by Shonda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋