the Pearly Gates. St. Peter tells him that Heaven is filling up fast and that he has to answer 3 questions.
St. Peter says "The first question is: What 2 days of the year begin with the letter "T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?"
So, Forrest comes back the next day, after he thought about the questions. "Forrest, let me hear your answers"
"Ok, well the first answer would be Today and Tomorrow."
St. Peter said "Well, thats not what I was expecting, but I can give you credit, let me hear your second answer"
Forrest says "The answer is 12."
"Forrest, how did you get 12?"
"Well there is Janurary 2, February 2..."
"Ok, Forrest, I can give you credit for that one too, what is the last answer?"
Well that one was the hardest, but his name is Andy"
"How in the world did you get that?"
"Well, the song, Andy he walks with me, and he talks with me..."
St. Peter opens the gates and says "Run, Forrest, Run!"
2007-06-18 04:11:59 · 6 answers · asked by Erica 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes, it's funny. It made my day....
2007-06-18 04:30:27 · answer #1 · answered by bru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea This Joke Is Hilarious Especially at the end
2007-06-18 06:18:33 · answer #2 · answered by daddyfirt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i didnt get a big laugh but it was better then the last ones at least it was something everyone can understand
2007-06-18 04:18:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...... you get a star
2007-06-18 04:26:32 · answer #4 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made me smile...
2007-06-18 04:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really liked it.........cool
2007-06-18 04:17:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋