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I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

2007-06-18 03:50:55 · 30 answers · asked by danielle g 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

30 answers

No, I cannot guess the riddle.

2007-06-18 07:04:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

it is not time or pressure. They say that 76% of kindergarteners get it in 6 minutes or less. They wouldn't know the science of time or pressure. The answer is no. The last line asks, can you guess the riddle? The answer is no, you can't.

2007-06-18 11:36:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the answer is "no i cannot answer the riddle" pay attention to the last question "can u guess the riddle?" so the answer is no because there is no answer. that is why 97%of harvards students cldnt get it... they thought to hard and most kindergardeners get it within 6 minutes they give up nd then they get it correct. but in the back of my mind i do think that theres a real answer... but theres not.

2007-06-18 11:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by Alaura 4 · 1 0

time

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
(I turn polar bears white )

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(and I will make you cry.)

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
(and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
(and make your champagne bubble.)

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
(If you look at me, you'll pop. )

2007-06-18 10:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 5 2

lol surprisingly, this didnt take me that long. Time was the first thing that came to mind. The popping part kinda threw me off for a minute though.

2007-06-18 11:21:59 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Licia 3 · 0 1

Time does all that and more.

2007-06-19 02:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 0 0

this riddle should be recorded in guineas books for being asked for infinite times.

2007-06-22 02:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by prs 6 · 0 0

ITS WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF U POUR WATER ON POLAR BEARS, THEY WILL TURN WHITE
WATER MAKES YOU CRY
WATER MAKES U PEE
AFTER SHOWER(WATER) GIRLS COMB HAIR
WATER SPRAYED ON CELEBRITIS WILL MAKE THEM LOOK STUPID
PEOPLE CAN SOMETIMES LOOK SMART AND COOL LIKE CELEBRITIES WHILE IN THE POOL(WATER)
WATER HELPS FRYING PANCAKES
WATER HAS AIR SO IT MAKES CHAMPAGNE BUBBLE
BUBBLES WILL COME UP IF U SQUEEZE WATER
WATER IN ITS WORST STATES WILL MAKE U POP

2007-06-18 11:48:00 · answer #8 · answered by Mr N 5 · 0 1

I'm going to guess that the answer to this riddle is "time"

2007-06-18 10:55:37 · answer #9 · answered by Blue Rose Thorn 6 · 0 2

well duhh.. it's Time. i don't deserve anything coz i saw this one before. It stumped me well the first time i saw it.

LoL don't give me 3 thumbs down just coz i guessed it wrongly. but hey for the people who answered later than me, thanks for really explaining the true answer to this. LOL it cracked me up when i saw that someone said to read the last sentence which said: "Can you guess the riddle?" and how kindergarden kids are able to guess it better than us.

2007-06-18 10:54:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

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