These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations throughout the U.S. Hopefully, none of us will be seeing similar ones on ours.
- Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
- I would not allow this employee to breed.
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
- When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.
- He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
- He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
- This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
- He's got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
- A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
2007-06-18 00:46:06 · 3 answers · asked by None A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Holy Crap! Some of these are truly awesome! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!
2007-06-18 01:06:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Uhh, what's a jocke? Don't you mean a joke?
2007-06-18 07:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by Joodlez 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha! Funny!
:)
2007-06-18 09:29:02 · answer #3 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋